Well, I've got a Coors Light in hand... and it's officially... open. Thus we begin. Yesterday, I had to go to a funeral. I really didn't want to. Like, really. It's not so much that I didn't want to b

This blog is entirely dedicated to Blue Star, about 24 hours later than intended. We've already had the discussion as to my being traumatized by Jesus and my whole denial of the religion thing. Howev

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