"fuck alsohol. i have the huccups."

"i'd like to .ention i can't tell left from south or right from north but i still know a nacho libre mask when i see one."

"i just simultaneously won and lost a mexixan wrestling mask"

"you might nit want to lsten ti the vm i jist left yo."

"three words. too. much. beer. and. sake. that's five. but the first two are the only ones that matter"

"i've ebtered  noonan time. i'm stsying on the cvouh".

yeah, saved them all for tfln. i had a GREAT night!